So today in graphic design class my row and I decided to change all of our desktop backgrounds to pictures of Dwight. I wonder how the kids that walked in next class period reacted.
Ignore the one girl that’s in the picture, she didn’t want to participate or move for the picture. She was having a bad day or something, idek.
You do know the one with the beautifully colored plumage is the male peacock and it only presents itself like that to attract the plain colored female, right?
So basically the only role your fabulousness has is to impress the plain ol’ me. And I may or may not give a fuck.
the last one omfg im so done
Cats in love
Froakaccino: another of my incredibly sophisticated Jokemon puns. (The full set of nine postcards can be viewed and ordered here.)
DAMMNIT SUSAN I SAID GET ME THE EXPENSE REPORTS NOT SIT AROUND WITH YOUR THUMB UP YOUR ASS
max wants to make it clear that he is grateful for the 100k notes but that he is normally a lot more easy going and professional